中譯英愚人節笑話精選2016
中譯英愚人節笑話精選2016
1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?)
答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)
weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什麼天氣?)
答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?)
答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )
question can* never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
答:are you asleep? (你睡着了嗎)
tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)
答:weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
can you get water with a net? (什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?)
答:when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)
is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃?
答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。
's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?
答:smiles. be
cause th*ere's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。
question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麼問題你只能回答“yes”?
答:"what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎麼拼?
e were you when *the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?
答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中
中譯英愚人節笑話精選P1WhyarepeopletiredonAprilFool'sDay?(愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?)P答:BecausetheyhavejusthadalongMarch(因為他們剛過了長長的三月h三月...
(愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?) 答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的`三月h 三月;行軍) weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什...
中譯英愚人節笑話精選2016
1. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?)
答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍)
weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什麼天氣?)
答:When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?)
答:When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )
question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
答:Are you asleep? (你睡着了嗎)
tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)
答:Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
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