幽默搞笑的格言

Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.

“現在的夢想決定着你的將來,”所以還是再睡一會吧。

″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk？

“努力工作不會導致死亡！”不過我不會用自己去證明。

God made relatives； Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了餘地。

The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn？

學的越多,知道的越多；知道的`越多,忘記的越多；忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什麼學來着？