萬聖節英文故事

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.

一位婦人發現丈夫回家的.時候總是爛醉如泥，她決定為丈夫治好這個毛病。一個萬聖節夜裏，她穿上一套魔鬼戲服，躲在樹後，準備在丈夫返家時攔截他的去路。

When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

當丈夫走近時，她從樹後跳出來，站到他面前，頭上帶着紅色的羊角、身後有長長的尾巴，手中握着鋼叉。

"Who are you?" he asked.

“你是誰?”丈夫問到。

"I'm the Devil!" she responded.

“我是魔鬼!”她回答到。

"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"

“噢，那你跟我一起回家吧，”丈夫説，“我娶了你的姐妹!”