怎麼寫幽默英語演講稿

love your mother

愛你的母親

why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?

你為什麼哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽.

"because im a woman," she told him.

因為我是女人,她告訴他.

"i dont understand," he said.

我不明白.他回答

his mom just hugged him and said,

"and you never will, but thats o.k.".......

媽媽擁抱了他説,"你永遠也不會明白,但沒關係..."

later the little boy asked his father,

"why does mom seem to cry for no reason?".

後來小男孩問他的父親"媽媽為什麼似乎在無緣無故的哭泣?"

"all women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say......

"所有的女人都會常常沒有原因地哭泣",這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...

the little boy grew up and became a man,

still wondering why women cry.

等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候,

他仍然奇怪媽媽為什麼哭.

finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked "god, why do women cry so easily?"

最後他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問"上帝,為什麼女人容易哭泣?"

god answered......

上帝回答:

"when i made woman,

i decided she had to be special.

i made her shoulders

strong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet,

made her arms gentle enough to give comfort...

"當我創造女人的時候,

我決定把她造的很特別,

我讓她的雙肩強壯的足以能夠承擔整個世界,但是,

卻讓她的雙臂温柔的足夠去安慰他人...

i gave her the inner strength

to endure childbirth

and the rejection

that many times will come

even from her own children.

我給她內在的力量去忍受生產的劇痛,

也讓她有勇氣承受無數的傷害,

甚至這些傷害有時會來自於自己的孩子...

i gave her a hardness

that allows her

to keep going and take care

of her family and friends,

even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without

complaining....

我給她頑強,讓她能夠不斷地前進,

並且照顧自己的家人和朋友,

甚至當每個人都放棄的時候,

她卻能夠堅強地在疾病和勞累之時毫無怨言...

i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....

she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears....

我給她內心的敏感,讓她在任何環境下都深愛着自己的.孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時候．．．

她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊張與恐懼．．．

i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults

and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....

我給她力量關心她的丈夫，儘管他會犯錯．我用男人的肋骨創造了女人，使女人可以保護男人的心臟．．．

i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....